Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Middle East

The Middle East.

Marco Polo went to china to promote pizza. Then thats when neil Armstrong went to the moon with Marco Polo’s frozen pizza with the new technology, “The Microwave Oven”!!!

The Chinese people could not understand how electromagnetic waveform works and marco polo had a very hard time explaining how to operate a simple microwave oven. In the end, it took him 10years to make the Chinese people understand the mechanic of the microwave oven and the usage of microwave oven eventually became very popular amongst the population.

Then when the Western humans went over to China, they tried to eat their noodles but they cannot find forks to eat, in the end they found some sticks by the road side. They took the sticks and tried poking the noodles. The yellow skinned humans found similarity between their skins and the yellow noodles, the Chinese people called “WANTON MEE”. They found some tissue-like ingredients in the bowl, which they called “WANTON”. In the beginning, the yellow coloured people didn’t dare to eat the “WANTON”, they thought it was yellow coloured tissue paper, they found it was disgusting. “Ewwww”, they said, “It was fucking disgusting, dudes.” But after much hesitation, they swallowed the WANTON in one mouth. “OMG WTF, IT IS FUCKING NICE DUDE!” And they continued to eat, their bill totalled to have 3000 WANTONS.


A lame story created by 3 different people, Lee, Soon and Layyen. ._. They have very good imagination eh. Future crap authors. 0.0

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